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Please welcome to the world stage… the Boy Movies Matrix
In a recent Boy Movies board meeting, we got on the topic of what a boy movies matrix would look like. (Not to be confused with The Matrix film series, which in many ways are for girls.) Could this subsection of film possibly be simplified into four easy descriptors? After some debate, we not only came to the conclusion that it can, but also that just about every boy movie exists somewhere within the following four quadrants: hunk, loser, sp…
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