Boy Movies #79

The 2024 celebration issue, brought to you by the Boy Movies extended family

You’re reading Boy Movies, the dumbest newsletter on Substack dot com. And that’s saying something.

Welcome to the Boy Movies 2024 year in review party celebration extravaganza issue (need a more succinct title for this thing). We made it, girls! (She says, covered head to toe in blood and limping.) Before we get into the festivities, I want to sincerely thank everyone who supported Boy Movies this year. I can’t imagine it was easy, considering that I forced you all to endure issues on everything from my mental breakdown to Entourage. Thank you for reading, thank you for your thoughtful comments and emails and messages, and thank you for not sending anything I’ve written about Austin Butler to Austin Butler. (I’m assuming, considering that I haven’t yet been hit with a restraining order.) It was a weird one, but I’m here and you’re here and what more is there to say to that aside from, like, “hooray”? HOORAY!

Now for the fun stuff! For the 2024 wrap-…