Boy Movies #81

Hey Dwayne, it’s a belated ins and outs list

Hey Dwayne. You’re reading Boy Movies.

Boy Movies 2025 ins and outs

Welcome to the first issue of Boy Movies of 2025, where I continue my annual trend of arriving egregiously late to a party that was never really a party anyway. Are ins and outs list officially out? I don’t care. I spent a frankly indefensible amount of time thinking about these and there will be no further questions. Good day.

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Uncanny faces
ALTRWR¹, Boy Movies was on Male Celebrity Cosmetic Work Watch in 2024. Consider this a natural progression of that. No one in Hollywood remotely resembles a real person anymore. I feel increasingly “what is it exactly that we’re looking at here?” when I see the visage of pretty much any famous person these days. The uncanny face is something that’s been trending for a while, but everything crystallized when I saw Tom Cruise’s appearance in the trailer for Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning (formerly known as Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning Part 2). We w…